Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Rock and Roll Circus

Back in 1968, The Rolling Stones put on a filmed concert event resembling that of a circus with various performers, aptly named The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus. Some people called this a epic fail because of The Rolling Stones lousy performance. Yeah sometimes they suck. One of the coolest things that was created from this concert was the one-time performance by supergroup, The Dirty Mac. Consisting of John Lennon, Eric Clapton, Keith Richards (on bass), and Mitch Mitchell, this 'band' plays a kickass version of Lennon's "Yer Blues".



Another good aspect of the Rock and Roll Circus was The Who's performance. One of the main reasons the Rolling Stones were disappointed with this event was because The Who upstaged them. Lolz.

Remember when MTV played good music...or music for that matter

Here is two guitars gods rocking the fuck out a blues standard. Damn MTV used to play some good shit.

Dope Ass Bongs/Bowls

Jesus advocates the use of bongs.

Nice. A bowl designed for the nerdy gamer. Every kid who owned a N64 needs one of these.

Eh, this one is pretty cool I guess.

What is a bong collection without a Zong?

Old scientist hippie creates a mega-bong. Old stoners are the best.
Whoa this shit is rad. This is the bong Marty McFly would use.

Seems a bit much for just a little metal bowl. Whatever it's still funny and ironic.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Cats are Bad People

Cats have no respect for human life. They just like to fuck shit up. Look at this cute little fucker. He knows he is cute posing with that machine gun. Fuck you cat.

Oh great! Not only did Fluffy develop a drinking problem, but he smokes too? I wonder where he gets the money to pay for booze and cigs, you fucking thief. What a waste of kitty sperm.

Oh, so not only do you freeload on my beer, but you touch my TV remote and sit on the couch all day. What happened to getting that job you said you were gonna get. You smug little bastard.

Awww, how cute. I buy just enough toilet paper to last me the month, and you fuck it all up. What the fuck? How did you even take it out of the plastic wrapping? I dont even wanna know, you little druggie. Go ahead and keep playing with my TP, I dont need it. Im gonna start using your box, you little shit.

Lil Wayne Is A Free Man!

What an amazing role model

Honestly, how the fuck is Lil Wayne still popular? I mean, yeah sure, he has witty and formulaic rhymes and he averaged a song a day for over a year (so did Ryan Adams), but that was so 2007. Is he really still that big that people literally have to count down the days and fill up my Facebook newsfeed with the amount of days Lil Wayne has left. Well guess what? He's free. Yeah pretty soon he'll be back to sipping on that sizzurp and making 3 mixtapes a week. Great, just what we need. Just when I thought music was completely dead, Lil Wayne has to finish it off with a .40-caliber. Fuck Lil Wayne.